65 metres
650 metres
6.5km The vanilla cake was 10cm wide, weighed about 27,000kg and didn’t fit in with the wellness trend.
65km
To turn it into a food bank
To host its own version of Bake Off
To cook the world’s biggest lasagne Londoner Billy McLean, 29, said he originally sent the message to show how easily misinformation can spread online.
To use as storage for the nation’s leftover sourdough
Conquering the beech tree (langoustine, pork fat, burnt apple)
Neither black nor white (cauliflower panna cotta, pickled gold raisins, caviar)
A date with Pablo (’nduja, thyme mist, polenta) The tasting menu claims to provide “clues and anecdotes on what you will be served” rather than, you know, telling you.
Mother’s puzzle (lemon, fennel pollen, yogurt)
Donald Trump
Bernie Sanders
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Dr Anthony Fauci Fauci’s likeness was surrounded by white frosting and topped off with “patriotic sprinkles”.
Under the meat patty Barton says he came to this conclusion after a decade of eating burgers.
Above the meat patty but under the cheese
Outside the bun, as a side accompaniment only
In the bin – there’s no place for pickles on a burger
The chocolate caramel brownie Nestlé said the disruption was caused by the absence of staff who were shielding or looking after children during lockdown.
The purple hazelnut caramel
Wrappers around each individual chocolate
The orange one that no one likes anyway
Placed billboards featuring models bathing in the creamy pasta dish
Set up a promotion encouraging fans to “send noodz” In a statement, Kraft said: “For National Noodle Day last Tuesday, we encouraged adults to send free noodles to loved ones … We sincerely appreciate and hear all of your feedback. The content will be removed from our channels.”
Added “sexy” anthropomorphic pasta shapes to the package design
Mistakenly advertised its snacks on a pornographic website
An EU law banning the use of the word “pukka” on food items
Toploader splitting up
Uber Eats getting banned from delivering on Vespas
The return of the Turkey Twizzler Bernard Matthews' “healthier” reboot will contain between 67% and 70% turkey, rather than the original version’s rather grim 34%.
Dominic Cummings
Customers who fail to show up for their reservations Kerridge made his comments after 27 people failed to turn up to his Bar & Grill at the Corinthia hotel in central London without letting the restaurant know.
Diners who refuse to socially distance
People who don’t tip
Selling Sunset’s Chrishell Stause
Fitness guru Joe Wicks
Love Island’s Molly-Mae Hague The disappointed reality star made her comments on an Instagram post of a gelato with the sign-off: “Even this ice cream was grim.”
Nigel Farage
A tiny crack in a wine bottle that allows the precious drink to seep out undetected
A house window that uses bottle-green instead of clear glass
A hole in a wall through which wine can be passed to people on the street The buchette del vino first emerged during the Italian plague of 1629-1631 and have been making a timely comeback for Covid-19.
The brief period of time in which parents can have a sneaky glass while their kids are napping
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